Sunday, October 5, 2008

Nonsense political joke

Daughter: Daddy, why there is a big bear on the quarter?

Dad: Because there are a lot of grizzly bears in Alaska, honey.

Daughter: Can I buy a bear in a bear market?

Dad: Honey, a bear market means the stock prices in the stock market are falling, they don't trade bears in the stock market.

Daughter: Can the Governor of Alaska bring us a real bear market?

Dad: I guess not, but may be she can put lip stick on a bear.

Daughter: Will that makes the bear a pig?

Dad: No, it is still a bear.

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